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Who's your office crush right now? Be honest. We all have them. You KNOW you spent all weekend thinking about this person, finding yourself almost looking forward to going to work on Monday just so you could breathe the heavenly air wafting from this person's cubicle. Well now it's Monday and that means you've got another shot. But be careful—those sexual harrassment seminars are held for a reason! Anyway, check THESE babies out:
9pm, Syfy
Being Human
First off: YAY, this show's getting a Season 2! So if you haven't been watching, that's your cue to start now because at least you know it'll be sticking around awhile. Anyway, tonight Josh and Nora get some "good news," plus Sally's "door appears." Is that spoiler-free enough for you? Oh, here's a spoiler: Aidan will be wearing another terrible wig or two.
9pm, NBC
The Event
According to NBC, tonight "Sophia and the other Sleepers mourn their losses after negotiations break down." Man, way to sell your show, NBC! I've never seen so much boring packed into a single sentence. So anyway, also, tonight Martinez assigns Virginia Madsen to help root out moles, and Sean and Vicky try to nab Dempsey. Or whatever. Because honestly.
10pm, ABC
Castle
Pizza! Murder! Pizza and murder! Tonight Castle and Beckett investigate the death of an investigative journalist found IN A PIZZA OVEN after he published an exposé titled "The Pizza Wars." I read that piece, it was very thought-provoking.
8pm, A&E
Intervention In-Depth: Pregnant and Addicted
Oh jeez, Intervention, what have you done? Here's a special episode of Intervention devoted to four women dealing with addiction while pregnant. I mean, I'm all for bummer television usually, but dang. In related news, have you called your mom lately?
SPECIAL, 8pm, USA
WWE 2011 Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
It'll be a night to remember as the WWE finally sees fit to honor the true legends of the sport. 2011 Hall of Fame inductees include: "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, Shawn Michaels, Abdullah the Butcher, Bob Armstrong, and Drew Carey for some reason? Not convinced about that last one. Hopefully he will wear a leotard. (I do NOT hope this).
PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
, 8 p.m., ABC
The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
American Pickers, 9 p.m., History Channel
Cake Boss, 9 p.m., TLC
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, 9 p.m., Food Network
Make It or Break It, MIDSEASON PREMIERE, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Relapse, 9 p.m., A&E
Bethenny Ever After, 10 p.m., Bravo
Harry's Law, 10 p.m., NBC
Heavy, 10 p.m., A&E
Kate Plus 8, 10 p.m., TLC
Nurse Jackie, 10 p.m., Showtime
Pawn Stars, 10 & 10:30 p.m., History Channel
Stargate Universe, 10 p.m., Syfy
The Hard Times of RJ Berger, 10 p.m., MTV
United States of Tara, 10:30 p.m., Showtime
WWE Tough Enough, 11 p.m., USADancing With the Stars